• Arthur

    Arthur (The Quiet One) – Arthur is a Russian Oligarch who made himself a fortune laundering Vladimir Putin’s laundry. Those pockets run deep. How deep…? Arthur retrieved so much money digging through Vlad’s dirty laundry that he was able to purchase The Playboy Mansion. Arthur often times leaves his girls behind in search of real friendship at the Smoke Zone.

  • The Smoke Zone

    The Smoke Zone is home to Screwie Louie and is nestled on beautiful Lake Valencia overlooking the majestic McBean mountains. The lake offers some of the best freshwater fishing west of the Himalayas, so bring your bait and poles. 25886 The Old Rd Stevenson Ranch, CA United States, California (661) 284-1298 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063669216208

  • Lorenzo’s 64th Birthday

    Valencia – June 10th, 2023 marked the day that had many of the Screwie Louie gang meet up at The Zone headquarters to celebrate Lorenzo’s 64th birthday. Food and Bloody Mary’s made their way into everyone’s bloodstream except Michael C. because he was on medication from not using his prostate enough. Lorenzo had a good time with all but was still melancholy that he still had one more year before he could start enjoying his retirement and Medicare. We suggest when next year come around, that Lorenzo not only get Medicare A, but Medicare B, C, and D as well. Surely all his years of partying with the ladies, and…